Apparently I somehow missed explaining the difference between boys and girls to Riley. Today we were both racing to the bathroom when Riley suggested we "cross golden swords". I explained to him I was incapable of doing that and explained why. He didn't believe me and asked if he could see. When I told him no his response was "I promise I won't laugh at you". When I said no again, he said "I guess your robot box didn't come with one." (referring to the Robots movie).
